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Monday, April 6, 2009

Dear horrible person,

Dear horrible person who keyed the whole passenger side of my car,
I'm not a violent girl, but I have to admit I would like to key up your face, shave off your eyebrows, and then knock out your front tooth with my mini pink souvenir baseball bat.
Sincerely,
Jessica